Dear Dumb Diary,

Isabella and I were watching one of those super-stupid super-hero movies, and I noticed that there was a lot of face kicking - like, more than you normally see in a day.  So I commented on how fake it was.  I mean: You don't have to KICK a person's face - if somebody just STEPPED on your face a couple times, you'd go into total meltdown.

Isabella said that getting kicked in the face isn't that big of a deal and that I could kick her in the face just to prove it, and I said no way I would never do that and then I kicked her in the face anyway, because I guess I changed my mind really quick. 

Minds are so silly.

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