Dear Dumb Diary,

Beautiful glorious news! Today they told us that something went stinkyfully wrong with heating or ventilation system or something over at Wodehouse Middle School...They're bussing kids to different nearby schools, and Mackerel Middle School is one of them. 

I'm THRILLED that foreigners are coming. I love people who aren't from here! And I'll bet that they're not from here, too....

Sneak a peek inside the diary of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything she writes is true... or at least as true as it needs to be.